I would like to introduce you to a brand new service: CRITIQUE LLC
We do it all day every day. In your case we would look at a "mirror". What we do is tell you what we think of ourselves, and make sure you think that's what's wrong. What could be more exciting? Taught by beautiful people. What are you waiting for?
IT HAS TO BE EWE™
Years from now you will look up in the sky and see others who have gone through our training. Smiling.
IT HAS TO BE EWE™
Your donation is appreciated.
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You know, I've long thought that mirrors have made society worse.
But where do I send my $5?
hhp
We believe that the best result is sending your donation to yourself by the most expensive means. That way you fully understand the repercussions of our thrilling MIRROR™ technology. Designed to foist our innermost fears upon you, and others should you choose to share.
We conglomerated. We are GUILT FREE™
By admiring ourselves we have learned to apply the appropriate levels of grandiosity to all supplicants, despite their upbringings.
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