Wow! Is that cool. Or awesome. Or twenty-three skidoo. Or whatever the hell the Armenian equivalent of any of those terms is. I have never seen anything exactly like that. Which says a lot,

Which leads me to conclude that this is the effort of a REALLY good sign-painter or lettering artist, given all of the other visual clues. However, finding the responsible party might not be a cakewalk.

On the other hand, it would be a much more enjoyable way of wasting a lot of time than watching a bunch of truly awesome cat videos. If you know what I mean…

If you don't mind being a bit crass you could use "kaken", literally: "of the shit". But that's Beirut-Armenian slang, it won't work most places. Like my license plate, "TOOZ OTO": "oto" is obvious; "tooz" means "fig", which in our slang means "babe". If you're curious, it's the one in the middle here:
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