Blue Island?
http://www.myfonts.com/fonts/adobe/blue-island/

hhp

Since I lived in Dallas for forty-five years, I feel reasonably qualified to say you can ignore the conservative types, because they aren’t going to give a hoot nor a holler for any New-Age Chinese mumbo-jumbo anyway. Your client’s likely customers will either be ignorant or sophisticated: aim your design at the latter group—which means elegant and understated.

Or—if you must tip to your hat to a Texas frame of mind—go whole-hog medicine show and do a faux snake oil advertisement in woodtype...

I'm reminded BTW of the statue (?) of the ballerina doing an Arabesque on a bull, of Occupy Wall Street fame. So maybe a yoga pose on a longhorn's head.

Nick, one qualifier to your insight is that I believe there's an untapped pool of fed-up wives of conservative chauvinists who might be pining for exactly this sort of thing, but they do need to feel comfortable via what they know first.

hhp

Lol! Well, she's super Texas-y, so I doubt she'll go for that. :) Blue Island is not a bad idea, I'm going to try that in there.

I agree, oldnick, sophisticated and understated. Aaand new-agey? That's where I'm having a hard time mixing.

GemFonts' AvQest is too much of a cliché. Maybe combine two things and use a brush face resembling Oriental brushwork?

Centaur always worked for me in situations that calls for subtle Asian. The serifs are organic, and reminiscent of the ends of the brushstrokes in Asian calligraphy. I agree with you both, I think "understated" is the way to go. You don't want it looking like a cheap takeout box, http://www.dafont.com/theme.php?cat=201