From the New York Post

Topeka, Kan, is looking for a new slogan. But judging by some of the suggestions that have poured in, officials might want to scrap the idea.
Those unlikely to win approval include "City of Morons", "Topeka, you won't get a lot of unwanted relatives visiting you", and "Topeka � not as bad as you think".
"(Having) no slogan is better than (having) a bad one". said Stephanie Wallingford of the city's Convention and Visitors Bureau. "Maybe we don't use one".