May I ask about the purpose of your request?

Akzidenz Grotesk Extended + some manual stretching will get you close.

May I ask about the purpose of your request?

You'll find it in your inbox in a couple of weeks time ;-)

hehe - I'm a student and I have to make a guerilla ad campaign. My idea involves viagra and a "do not disturb" sign that points upwards instead of hanging downwards...

Sweet.