Try selling these guys on the difference between Eurostile and Monoline, or for that matter the concept of taste.

oh my god
somedoby save them...even yellow pages don't look that bad

My eyes!! MY EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYES!!!

Actually, I DO have to say that's the first time I ever got motion sick from a piece of text. Bleh.

It just needs a bit of gaussian blur...
See much nicer and less offensive.

It just needs a bit of gaussian blur...
See much nicer and less offensive.

And that looks exactly like the type of food they serve there too...

hhp

way back, like a hundred years ago or so, it was status to as many typefaces as possible in the same sign or ad. it's like: "hey look at us, we can afford this many typefaces. we are successful."

The best part is that the restaurant is called "shakers." It's pretty much the complete opposite of Shaker design.