Hello,

I’m working on a type specimen and the chosen theme is Corporate BS, that hollow language used by corporations worldwide.
I’ve found generators here and here. But as specimens go, some of the sentences are too long, and maybe not as annoying as I want them to be.

Some examples:
redefine integrated users
reinvent seamless content
orchestrate compelling channels
expedite holistic platforms
enable impactful relationships
redefine world-class content
incentivise holistic synergies
competently extend cutting-edge interfaces
energistically maximize 24/7 interfaces

It could be just two words, somehow infected, like synergy effect.

What expressions trigger your contempt? Would you be so kind to share? It’ll be fun, it’ll be a win-win situation!

Cheers,

Fredrik