Banksy for prez.

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Love Banksy’s graffiti and pranks, hate that some poor elephant was tarted up and paraded around a gallery for the amusement of spectators.

Leave the effing animals out of it.

You should see how your hamburgers come about.

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Hrant, I’m a vegetarian.

So, while I don’t eat them, thanks to Eric Schlosser’s Fast Food Nation (and time spent as a kid on my grandfather’s ranch) I’ve got a really good (and graphic) idea of where hamburgers come from.

Just because you don’t hear plants scream doesn’t mean they don’t feel pain. Imagine a giant peeling your arms and legs off then chopping you into thin slices from your crotch to your scalp. Now imagine him doing that with you and all your friends held firmly together.

“You’re eating a dead carrot?! Euwww!!!”

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Well, until I become a Breatharian, the poor plants will have to suffer. ;-)

There’s this Korean guy who supposedly survives solely
on his own urine. I’ll take a screaming lobster any day.

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