ha ha,
Slightly of topic:
A jew, a muslim and a catholic walk into a bar and the barman says 'Is this some sort of joke?'

A horse walks into a bar
The barman asks 'Why the long face?'

A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?" The bartender replies, "For you? No charge."

Gaugin and Van Gogh walk into a bar in Arles. Gaugin orders a pint. The bartender asks Van Gogh if he wants one, too. Van Gogh replies, "No need, monsieur, I've got one 'ere."


(Oh, I slay me.)

Two surrealists walk into a bar. Fish.

John wins. ;)

Mine would've been funnier if I'd spelled Gauguin right.

A termite walks into a bar and asks: "is the bar tender here?"

Alright already,

A man walks into a bar with a frog on his head.

The bartender says, "OK, what's up with you?"

The frog answers, "don't know, started off as a little wart on my rump."

... man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm...

"large beer please, and one for the road"

An elephant, an eggplant, & a watermelon walk into a bar.

The bartender says, 'Alright, I quit.'

snell roundhand and nuptial script go to a nightclub.

bouncer on the door says "you ain't coming in here"

"why not" says snell

"i don't like faces and you look like a couple of tarts to me"

Two guys walk into a bar.

You'd think the second guy would've ducked.